i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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