he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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