I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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