Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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