Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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