She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
