She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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