exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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