I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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