just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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