talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine