This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution