yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.