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• (480): View more from Arizona

  oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub

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• (805): View more from California

  I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Crying in the liquor store is not a good look

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.

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