i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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