Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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