..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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