Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
this boner is exhausting
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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