so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
