Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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