M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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