I love black thongs
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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