How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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