i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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