but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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