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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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