i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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