I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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