Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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