yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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