Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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