i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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