talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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