Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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