i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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