i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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