he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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