She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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