Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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