my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Acid is not a monday night drug
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize