I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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