so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This toilet bowl is my home.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize