WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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