there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
