you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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