Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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