i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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