hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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