Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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