So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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