i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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