if you like me you must not know who I am
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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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