PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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