Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My pussy is not your playground.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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