remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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