i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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