Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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