Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
false alarm. still invincible.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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